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[ Gulping loudly]

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Salem, you'’re
drinking like a dog.

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[ Panting]

4
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I just started a new
exercise program

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and I need to
replenish my fluids.

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Then, i'’m going to get

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to the exercise part.

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If that'’s a new
fashion statement,

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i'’d rethink it.

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Mark the date...

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I'’ve just invented
the first portable

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X-ray helmet.

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Take a look.

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Oh...!

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Can it detect internal bleeding?

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It'’s a work in progress.

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Hey, who ate all the wheat-iOS?

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Did you know Addis Ababa
is the capital of Ethiopia?

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Not that i'’m trying
to change the subject.

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Let'’s try a cat scan.

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Salem, you even ate the prize!

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Did someone order a scotch?

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[ Giggling]

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What are you doing?

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Scanning the mailman.

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I wouldn'’t have pegged
him for a boxer man.

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Check to see if he'’s got my
muscle andfitnessmagazine.

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I want to read the
interview with Joe piscopo.

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[ Doorbell rings]That'’s Harvey.

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Quick witch check.

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I'’ll take this.

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You take that.

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No problem, honey.

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Is there anything
ican get rid of?

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You?

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Gotcha.

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Hey, Harvey.

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Hey.

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I brought our social
studies project.

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Great! Did you get much done?

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Yeah.

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I bought the poster board.

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Okay, well, we have
all day to work on it.

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So, what would be a
good transportation system

45
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for the town of westbridge?

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Hmm...

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So, did you finish your project?

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No.

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Did you start your project?

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No.

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Sabrina, you got to
stop procrastinating.

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We weren'’t procrastinating.

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Harvey and I just got busy
doing other more fun things.

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We'’ve rotated every
mattress in the house.

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Sabrina, procrastination
only makes things worse.

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Ask hilda about the time...

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Well, ask hilda

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about anytime.

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I'’ll think of a comeback
for her tomorrow.

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I just wish I could
get motivated.

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Three words.

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"Magical jumping beans."

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One word... "huh"?

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No, come on.

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They really make you hop to.

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Beans, beans, the magical fruit.

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Oh, grow up.

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This sounds easy.

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"Potassium benzoate,

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a shot of b-12,
and fruit extract."

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And we just happen to be
out of potassium benzoate,

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a shot of b-12,
and fruit extract.

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Well, then you'’ll
just have to go

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to the piggly wiggly
in the other realm.

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They have everything.

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I can'’t stand that place.

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Pigs aren'’t very good
at making change.

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Who are they kidding
with that sneeze guard

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over the slop bar?

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Well, i'’m on my way.

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Zelda: Sabrina!
Valerie'’s on the phone!

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Just as soon as
I talk to Valerie.

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Val, I Don'’t believe in
shampoo-conditioners in one.

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What you gain in
time you lose in body.

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Look at that. Zelda got
invited to Amy kahn'’s wedding,

86
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and I didn'’t.

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I forgot to put in
an alarm system.

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[ Alarm blaring]

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No, there'’s not a
car in my kitchen.

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If Libby says that to you
again, look her in the eye

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and you say, "my beans!"

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No, I mean, I got
to go to the store.

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I'’ll call you later.

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The store'’s closed by now.

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Why didn'’t you tell me?!

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Don'’t blame me.

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You procrastinated
by talking on the phone.

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Eavesdropping was at
the top of my "to do" list.

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Got to work on my project.

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I need those magical
jumping beans.

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I'’ll just substitute
the ingredients.

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Perfect!

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I knew corn would work
as well as phosphoric acid.

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"Hold beans in hand,
shake vigorously,

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and you'’ll feel
instantly energetic."

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Come on.

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Ugh!

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These beans are lame.

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Oh, and they melt in your hands.

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I should take this
out to the curb.

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Nah, i'’ll do it tomorrow.

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Going to bed, Salem?

113
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In a minute.

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I'’m having a staring contest

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with the cat across the street.

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Na-hah! I won!

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In your face, fluffy!

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[ Laughing]

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Earthquake!

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But we'’re in Massachusetts.

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Well, then, what is it?

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Is that a beanstalk?

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Salem: Beanstalk!

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Oh, no!

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Nowwhere are we
going to plant our bulbs?

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Did someone throw
out some magic beans?

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I threw out some
magical jumpingbeans.

128
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But it doesn'’t say
anything about beanstalks.

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Did you follow the
recipe carefully?

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Sure. With a few substitutions.

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What were they?

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Maybe we can just
reverse the spell.

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Well, extract of something,

134
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some other
gobbledygook, and tapioca.

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I was going to
write it down, but...

136
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See, Sabrina, procrastination
only makes things worse.

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Because then you and I
have to listen to Zelda...

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Can we please focus on
hiding the 300-foot beanstalk?

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Fog?

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[ Foghorn blowing]

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I bet you guys did

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stuff like this all the time
when you were my age, huh?

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No. Never.

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Next, we have to figure out

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what to do about the giant.

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Right... giant?!

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There'’s actually a giant

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at the top of the beanstalk?!

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Or worse.

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Beanstalks always lead
to a bad neighborhood.

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Here'’s a thought... we
just Don'’t go up there.

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It'’s not what doesn'’t go up.

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It'’s what might come down.

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Exactly. We need someone

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to go up the beanstalk
and stand guard.

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I vote Salem.

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I'’m scared of heights.

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You'’re a cat.

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Salem: Mean!

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Does the other realm have
tree trimmers or something?

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Oh, tree trimmers.

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Isn'’t she cute?

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If only it were that simple.

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This is a magical
beanstalk, Sabrina.

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It'’s going to take a lot
more than tree trimmers.

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Hey, what about that
plutonium-based root killer?

167
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Ahh... it didn'’t make a
dent in the dandelions.

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Salem: Hello!
This is your guard!

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00:07:03,275 --> 00:07:06,206
Harvey'’s at the front door,
and send me a sandwich!

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00:07:06,275 --> 00:07:07,379
Oh, no.

171
00:07:07,448 --> 00:07:09,517
Harvey'’s here to
work on our project!

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Hey.

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Have you guys seen all the fog?

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It'’s cool.

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Thank you.

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Wow! Is this one of
those virtual reality games?

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Sure. That'’s a
good explanation.

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Can I try it? No!

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Because we need to go eat

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before we work.

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I just had three chili dogs
for breakfast, but... sure.

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Can we please not leave
that thing lying around?

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You'’re worried about a helmet?

184
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And Harvey'’s about to walk
into a kitchen with a beanstalk?

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Good point.

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Oh, boy! Jelly beans!

187
00:07:38,310 --> 00:07:40,068
Harvey, Don'’t look at the...

188
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No, Don'’t eat those!

189
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I really meant to
put these away.

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Harvey! Salem!

191
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Salem, did you see Harvey?!

192
00:08:01,827 --> 00:08:05,413
No! I was too busy
looking for that sandwich!

193
00:08:05,482 --> 00:08:07,655
Oh, where is he? Harvey?!

194
00:08:07,724 --> 00:08:08,931
Harvey!

195
00:08:13,620 --> 00:08:14,620
Sabrina?!

196
00:08:16,034 --> 00:08:17,172
Sabrina?!

197
00:08:17,241 --> 00:08:18,793
Aunt hilda, aunt Zelda!

198
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Honey, what'’s wrong?

199
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Harvey thought the jumping
beans were jelly beans

200
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he ate some, flew out the door

201
00:08:24,689 --> 00:08:26,172
and I think up the beanstalk.

202
00:08:26,241 --> 00:08:27,379
First things first.

203
00:08:27,448 --> 00:08:28,862
Let'’s see if we can see him.

204
00:08:28,931 --> 00:08:30,655
Since when do we
have a periscope

205
00:08:30,724 --> 00:08:31,724
in the kitchen?

206
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You'’ve lived here two years

207
00:08:33,241 --> 00:08:34,310
you never noticed it?

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00:08:34,379 --> 00:08:35,379
Teenagers.

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00:08:35,413 --> 00:08:36,413
Let me look.

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Oh, good.

211
00:08:41,448 --> 00:08:42,379
It'’s not a giant.

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00:08:42,448 --> 00:08:43,862
Let me look.

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00:08:43,931 --> 00:08:46,103
It'’s worse... It'’s
the wicked witch!

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00:08:46,172 --> 00:08:47,206
[ Screams]

215
00:08:47,275 --> 00:08:48,758
Wicked? But she'’s so pretty.

216
00:08:48,827 --> 00:08:50,655
Oh, she'’s had a
lot of work done.

217
00:08:50,724 --> 00:08:51,655
And worst of all

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she feasts on mortals.

219
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That'’s horrible!

220
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Hence the "wicked" part.

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00:08:56,137 --> 00:08:57,551
I'’ve got to go up the beanstalk

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and save Harvey.

223
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You'’re not used
to the high altitude.

224
00:09:00,931 --> 00:09:02,896
It could knock out your powers.

225
00:09:02,965 --> 00:09:05,448
It'’s almost noon. What if
she wants a Harvey melt?

226
00:09:05,517 --> 00:09:06,517
We'’ll have time.

227
00:09:06,586 --> 00:09:08,241
She always
fattens them up first.

228
00:09:08,310 --> 00:09:09,793
Here'’s the new plan:

229
00:09:09,862 --> 00:09:11,620
You stay and keep
an eye on Harvey

230
00:09:11,689 --> 00:09:12,862
through the periscope.

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00:09:12,931 --> 00:09:14,827
Hilda and I will
go to the Y.M.C.A.

232
00:09:14,896 --> 00:09:16,172
This is no time for the gym.

233
00:09:16,241 --> 00:09:18,413
It stands for "yikes!
Magic crisis agency."

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00:09:18,482 --> 00:09:21,000
They specialize in solving
these sorts of problems.

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00:09:21,068 --> 00:09:22,379
We'’ll be back in a flash.

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00:09:22,448 --> 00:09:24,827
I'’m sure the line
will move quickly.

237
00:09:24,896 --> 00:09:28,172
Excuse me, ma'’am. How
long have you been waiting?

238
00:09:28,241 --> 00:09:31,241
My oldest boy Tom is 52.

239
00:09:31,310 --> 00:09:33,517
That'’s nice, but how
long have you been here?

240
00:09:33,586 --> 00:09:35,689
He was born in this line!

241
00:09:39,413 --> 00:09:41,448
What'’s taking them so long?

242
00:09:41,517 --> 00:09:42,896
Nice to meet you, Harvey.

243
00:09:42,965 --> 00:09:45,413
I'’m the wick...
Woman of the house.

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00:09:45,482 --> 00:09:46,965
[ Chuckles]

245
00:09:47,034 --> 00:09:48,413
Do you know where you are?

246
00:09:48,482 --> 00:09:49,896
Well, last thing I remember

247
00:09:49,965 --> 00:09:51,517
I was eating some jelly beans

248
00:09:51,586 --> 00:09:54,310
and then suddenly I
was swept up into the air.

249
00:09:54,379 --> 00:09:56,000
Oh, I must'’ve died!

250
00:09:56,068 --> 00:09:59,172
Oh, but I had so much
to give, so much to do.

251
00:09:59,241 --> 00:10:01,551
I was supposed to mow the lawn!

252
00:10:01,620 --> 00:10:02,724
It'’s okay, Harvey.

253
00:10:02,793 --> 00:10:04,275
It'’s okay.

254
00:10:04,344 --> 00:10:06,275
Are we in heaven?

255
00:10:06,344 --> 00:10:08,034
Let'’s just call it

256
00:10:08,103 --> 00:10:10,482
a "weigh station" to heaven.

257
00:10:10,551 --> 00:10:12,793
On the scale, on the scale.

258
00:10:12,862 --> 00:10:14,448
You see, Harvey

259
00:10:14,517 --> 00:10:17,931
the big guy upstairs
doesn'’t trust skinny people.

260
00:10:18,000 --> 00:10:20,758
Or the French. I
Don'’t know why.

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00:10:20,827 --> 00:10:21,827
[ Gasps]

262
00:10:23,275 --> 00:10:25,137
"Alarmingly svelte"?!

263
00:10:25,206 --> 00:10:27,758
Oh! This will never do.

264
00:10:27,827 --> 00:10:29,758
Here, eat this stick of butter

265
00:10:29,827 --> 00:10:31,241
while I think of something.

266
00:10:33,965 --> 00:10:34,965
[ Gasps]

267
00:10:37,068 --> 00:10:39,827
That'’s it. I can'’t
wait any longer.

268
00:10:46,482 --> 00:10:48,689
Peach pie! My favorite.

269
00:10:48,758 --> 00:10:50,413
How did I know?

270
00:10:50,482 --> 00:10:53,103
And now for a little sprinkle

271
00:10:53,172 --> 00:10:54,620
of my secret ingredient.

272
00:10:56,000 --> 00:10:57,310
Save room for dessert.

273
00:11:02,517 --> 00:11:06,068
As the official watchcat,
I order you to get down.

274
00:11:06,137 --> 00:11:08,482
I'’m going up, and
Don'’t try to stop me, cat.

275
00:11:08,551 --> 00:11:09,965
You leave me with no choice

276
00:11:10,034 --> 00:11:11,965
than to go with
you and protect you.

277
00:11:12,034 --> 00:11:14,103
You'’re afraid of heights.

278
00:11:14,172 --> 00:11:16,517
Right. Then you
leave me no choice

279
00:11:16,586 --> 00:11:17,827
than to wish you well.

280
00:11:19,517 --> 00:11:20,965
Pull it together!

281
00:11:21,034 --> 00:11:22,931
Be a man, saberhagen!

282
00:11:23,000 --> 00:11:25,551
Climb! Climb!

283
00:11:27,896 --> 00:11:29,448
I hope we Don'’t get caught up

284
00:11:29,517 --> 00:11:31,137
in all that red tape.

285
00:11:35,103 --> 00:11:36,517
Whew! I made it.

286
00:11:36,586 --> 00:11:39,448
Good thing that pilot
knew how to swerve.

287
00:11:39,517 --> 00:11:40,517
Harvey!

288
00:11:41,965 --> 00:11:44,068
Anyone with a friend
or a family member

289
00:11:44,137 --> 00:11:45,689
up to their neck in quicksand

290
00:11:45,758 --> 00:11:47,965
come to the head of the line.

291
00:11:48,034 --> 00:11:50,310
Hey! We'’ve been
waiting for hours.

292
00:11:50,379 --> 00:11:52,482
We have a boy about to be eaten

293
00:11:52,551 --> 00:11:54,379
by the wicked witch.

294
00:11:54,448 --> 00:11:56,034
I'’ll get to that.

295
00:11:56,896 --> 00:11:58,241
[ Sighs]

296
00:11:58,310 --> 00:12:00,793
Wait. I need a plan.

297
00:12:00,862 --> 00:12:01,862
Got it.

298
00:12:04,068 --> 00:12:06,448
Nothing wrong with my magic.

299
00:12:08,034 --> 00:12:09,241
Yes? Hello.

300
00:12:09,310 --> 00:12:11,896
I'’m with the confectionery
construction company.

301
00:12:11,965 --> 00:12:14,103
We specialize in
gingerbread siding.

302
00:12:14,172 --> 00:12:16,172
I Don'’t know...

303
00:12:16,241 --> 00:12:18,689
The sugary smell
really attracts the kids.

304
00:12:18,758 --> 00:12:20,517
Mmm!

305
00:12:21,689 --> 00:12:23,068
I do love children

306
00:12:23,137 --> 00:12:25,206
especially with a
bearnaise sauce.

307
00:12:25,275 --> 00:12:26,275
Come in.

308
00:12:28,931 --> 00:12:31,482
Allow me to demonstrate.

309
00:12:34,103 --> 00:12:35,137
See how nicely

310
00:12:35,206 --> 00:12:36,758
it blends in with your decor?

311
00:12:36,827 --> 00:12:38,482
Which, by the way, is lovely.

312
00:12:38,551 --> 00:12:41,448
Oh, thank you. It was
designed by I. M. Pie.

313
00:12:41,517 --> 00:12:43,206
Well, why Don'’t you take a look

314
00:12:43,275 --> 00:12:46,206
at the sample book while I
take a few measurements.

315
00:12:46,275 --> 00:12:47,931
Hmm. Is this one of those deals

316
00:12:48,000 --> 00:12:50,689
where you give me a great
price on the gingerbread

317
00:12:50,758 --> 00:12:52,517
and then kill me
on the frosting?

318
00:12:52,586 --> 00:12:54,172
Our price includes all extras

319
00:12:54,241 --> 00:12:56,896
and you could
win a trip to Hawaii.

320
00:12:56,965 --> 00:12:57,965
Oh!

321
00:12:59,000 --> 00:13:00,000
Harvey?

322
00:13:00,068 --> 00:13:01,206
Sabrina!

323
00:13:01,275 --> 00:13:03,655
Oh, no, you ate a bad
bean and died, too?

324
00:13:03,724 --> 00:13:05,103
What'’re the odds of that?

325
00:13:05,172 --> 00:13:06,379
Harvey, you'’re not dead

326
00:13:06,448 --> 00:13:07,379
but you will be

327
00:13:07,448 --> 00:13:09,137
if we Don'’t get
you out of here.

328
00:13:09,206 --> 00:13:11,689
But I haven'’t touched
the stuffed pork chops.

329
00:13:11,758 --> 00:13:13,344
Listen, that woman is wicked.

330
00:13:13,413 --> 00:13:15,965
You wouldn'’t say that
if you had her pralines.

331
00:13:16,034 --> 00:13:17,241
She'’s an awesome cook.

332
00:13:17,310 --> 00:13:19,413
She'’s going to cook you. See?

333
00:13:19,482 --> 00:13:20,586
"Monday, hansel.

334
00:13:20,655 --> 00:13:22,862
Tuesday, gretel.
Wednesday, harv..."

335
00:13:22,931 --> 00:13:24,137
"Harvey"?!

336
00:13:24,206 --> 00:13:26,137
Let'’s get out of here.

337
00:13:26,206 --> 00:13:28,103
Does this sweater
make me look fat?

338
00:13:29,310 --> 00:13:31,551
Oh, I see you two have met.

339
00:13:31,620 --> 00:13:32,689
He is so cute

340
00:13:32,758 --> 00:13:34,827
I could just eat him
up with a spoon.

341
00:13:34,896 --> 00:13:35,724
[ Chuckles]

342
00:13:35,793 --> 00:13:36,896
I wanted to ask you

343
00:13:36,965 --> 00:13:39,172
the price of the candy
cane rain gutters.

344
00:13:39,241 --> 00:13:41,344
Oh, well, I just put
some on the house.

345
00:13:41,413 --> 00:13:43,034
Why Don'’t you take a look

346
00:13:43,103 --> 00:13:44,103
before you decide.

347
00:13:44,137 --> 00:13:45,206
She is so efficient.

348
00:13:45,275 --> 00:13:46,931
I'’m going to put in a good word

349
00:13:47,000 --> 00:13:49,275
to your supervisor.

350
00:13:49,344 --> 00:13:51,000
Don'’t forget the eclairs.

351
00:13:53,655 --> 00:13:54,655
Go, go, go!

352
00:13:54,689 --> 00:13:56,620
Oh, my thighs are rubbing.

353
00:13:56,689 --> 00:13:58,758
I know this isn'’t
the time to ask, but...

354
00:13:58,827 --> 00:14:00,482
What the heck is happening?

355
00:14:02,068 --> 00:14:04,965
Fee, fi, fo, fum, I smell...

356
00:14:05,034 --> 00:14:05,965
[ Sniffs]

357
00:14:06,034 --> 00:14:07,379
A half mortal.

358
00:14:07,448 --> 00:14:09,275
Have you decided
on those gutters?

359
00:14:13,620 --> 00:14:14,896
Make yourselves at home.

360
00:14:14,965 --> 00:14:16,655
We dress for dinner here.

361
00:14:16,724 --> 00:14:20,620
In your case that
means oyster dressing.

362
00:14:20,689 --> 00:14:22,655
Don'’t look down.

363
00:14:22,724 --> 00:14:25,137
One branch at a time.

364
00:14:25,206 --> 00:14:27,206
Ooh! A blue Jay.

365
00:14:27,275 --> 00:14:29,310
Eat up, kids.

366
00:14:29,379 --> 00:14:31,586
I can only see one chin.

367
00:14:31,655 --> 00:14:32,586
[ Ding]

368
00:14:32,655 --> 00:14:33,655
Oh, I forgot.

369
00:14:33,689 --> 00:14:35,517
I have ladyfingers in the oven.

370
00:14:36,965 --> 00:14:38,724
Harvey, keep an
eye on that door.

371
00:14:38,793 --> 00:14:40,655
I'’m going to try
to pick this lock.

372
00:14:40,724 --> 00:14:41,827
Got it.

373
00:14:46,482 --> 00:14:48,413
Oh! It must be
the high altitude.

374
00:14:48,482 --> 00:14:49,896
My powers are knocked out.

375
00:14:49,965 --> 00:14:52,241
Why are my aunts always right?

376
00:14:52,310 --> 00:14:54,379
Harvey! Quick, we'’ve got to eat

377
00:14:54,448 --> 00:14:56,034
through this gingerbread wall.

378
00:14:56,103 --> 00:14:57,137
I'’m kind of full.

379
00:14:57,206 --> 00:14:58,206
Just eat!

380
00:15:02,275 --> 00:15:03,689
What are you doing?!

381
00:15:03,758 --> 00:15:04,965
[ Muffled]: Nothing.

382
00:15:05,034 --> 00:15:08,241
Why, you pesky little entrees.

383
00:15:08,310 --> 00:15:11,000
If you keep trying to
escape, i'’ll just have to...

384
00:15:11,068 --> 00:15:12,689
Move up my dinner party.

385
00:15:15,655 --> 00:15:17,344
Lift up your arm, please.

386
00:15:19,724 --> 00:15:21,103
Meat thermometer.

387
00:15:22,896 --> 00:15:26,413
You know, in her defense,
the peach pie wasgood.

388
00:15:28,482 --> 00:15:30,034
We'’re finally

389
00:15:30,103 --> 00:15:31,827
getting somewhere.

390
00:15:31,896 --> 00:15:33,655
Uh-oh. You'’re in the line

391
00:15:33,724 --> 00:15:35,655
for family members
encased in stone.

392
00:15:35,724 --> 00:15:37,482
You'’ve got a beanstalk problem.

393
00:15:37,551 --> 00:15:38,551
That'’s window "c."

394
00:15:38,586 --> 00:15:40,310
Window "c" told us to come here.

395
00:15:40,379 --> 00:15:42,068
Well, then you need window "e."

396
00:15:42,137 --> 00:15:45,344
That'’s the window for people
window "c" incorrectly told

397
00:15:45,413 --> 00:15:46,655
to go to window "b."

398
00:15:46,724 --> 00:15:47,896
Where is the window

399
00:15:47,965 --> 00:15:50,379
for people who pull
people through windows?!

400
00:15:50,448 --> 00:15:53,448
Oh, no! I'’m out of mushrooms.

401
00:15:53,517 --> 00:15:56,103
You can'’t make a decent
gravy without mushrooms.

402
00:15:56,172 --> 00:15:59,517
Harvey and i'’d be
happy to go to the store

403
00:15:59,586 --> 00:16:00,931
and pick some up for you.

404
00:16:01,000 --> 00:16:03,413
Nice try. Store'’s closed.

405
00:16:03,482 --> 00:16:05,413
I'’ll just have to
serve you dry.

406
00:16:05,482 --> 00:16:07,586
Or you could put it
off until tomorrow.

407
00:16:07,655 --> 00:16:09,413
By then we'’ll be
nice and tender.

408
00:16:09,482 --> 00:16:11,551
Undercooked
kinkel can be gristly.

409
00:16:11,620 --> 00:16:13,724
And think about it...
What we'’ll taste like

410
00:16:13,793 --> 00:16:16,172
when we'’re smothered
in a nice mushroom gravy.

411
00:16:16,241 --> 00:16:18,241
Mmm. And there'’s
a wonderful tart

412
00:16:18,310 --> 00:16:20,068
that goes great with teenager.

413
00:16:20,137 --> 00:16:22,172
The recipe'’s in that magazine.

414
00:16:22,241 --> 00:16:24,620
Sounds delicious. Save
a piece of me for me.

415
00:16:24,689 --> 00:16:27,689
I have been wanting to catch
up on my cooking journals.

416
00:16:27,758 --> 00:16:30,551
What the hey. I'’ll
eat you tomorrow.

417
00:16:30,620 --> 00:16:33,896
Soon as I say so,
we make a break for it.

418
00:16:36,482 --> 00:16:38,379
Silly me. I almost forgot

419
00:16:38,448 --> 00:16:41,275
to keep you from getting away.

420
00:16:44,586 --> 00:16:45,758
Not yet.

421
00:16:45,827 --> 00:16:47,206
[ Panting]

422
00:16:47,275 --> 00:16:50,482
I got to stop melting cheese
and drinking it as a beverage.

423
00:16:50,551 --> 00:16:52,413
I'’m beginning to worry.

424
00:16:52,482 --> 00:16:54,000
We'’re starting to smell good.

425
00:16:54,068 --> 00:16:55,068
Shh!

426
00:17:02,206 --> 00:17:03,206
Hmm.

427
00:17:05,137 --> 00:17:06,206
Harvey, move over.

428
00:17:06,275 --> 00:17:08,827
I need a clear shot at the door.

429
00:17:24,413 --> 00:17:26,000
[ Door slams]

430
00:17:26,068 --> 00:17:27,793
Souffle!

431
00:17:27,862 --> 00:17:29,965
Harvey, didn'’t your
mom ever teach you

432
00:17:30,034 --> 00:17:31,103
not to slam doors?!

433
00:17:31,172 --> 00:17:32,758
Sorry.

434
00:17:35,206 --> 00:17:38,172
I Don'’t like fast food!

435
00:17:41,620 --> 00:17:42,689
Serpentine, Harvey!

436
00:17:51,724 --> 00:17:54,724
Oh, for heaven'’s sakes!

437
00:17:54,793 --> 00:17:56,137
I know what to do!

438
00:17:59,379 --> 00:18:00,724
[ Screams]

439
00:18:00,793 --> 00:18:01,724
It didn'’t work!

440
00:18:01,793 --> 00:18:02,793
She'’s not melting!

441
00:18:02,862 --> 00:18:03,862
Get real, Harvey.

442
00:18:03,896 --> 00:18:04,931
This isn'’t fantasy.

443
00:18:05,000 --> 00:18:07,034
Now, let'’s get off this cloud

444
00:18:07,103 --> 00:18:08,896
and down that beanstalk.

445
00:18:10,000 --> 00:18:11,758
[ Laughs menacingly]

446
00:18:11,827 --> 00:18:13,689
Now i'’ve got you.

447
00:18:13,758 --> 00:18:14,655
Nuh-uh!

448
00:18:14,724 --> 00:18:17,724
Oh!

449
00:18:17,793 --> 00:18:20,206
Finally! I made
it all the way up.

450
00:18:20,275 --> 00:18:21,344
Go down, go down!

451
00:18:23,931 --> 00:18:25,551
Got to be kidding.

452
00:18:26,655 --> 00:18:28,931
You two are dead meat!

453
00:18:29,000 --> 00:18:30,344
Back off, lady!

454
00:18:30,413 --> 00:18:33,586
It'’s the '’90s. Nobody
eats mortals anymore.

455
00:18:33,655 --> 00:18:36,241
And i'’ll have
kitty for dessert.

456
00:18:36,310 --> 00:18:38,000
Would you look at the time.

457
00:18:38,068 --> 00:18:39,068
[ Chuckles]

458
00:18:40,689 --> 00:18:42,448
I hope you land on your feet!

459
00:18:43,551 --> 00:18:44,586
I'’m alive!

460
00:18:44,655 --> 00:18:47,000
Now where'’s that sandwich?

461
00:18:53,517 --> 00:18:55,344
Aha. So, you'’ve
got a code 937...

462
00:18:55,413 --> 00:18:58,103
Mortal on a beanstalk
with wicked witch.

463
00:18:58,172 --> 00:19:00,172
Yes. Are we in the right line?

464
00:19:00,241 --> 00:19:00,931
Yes, indeed.

465
00:19:01,000 --> 00:19:01,931
Oh!

466
00:19:02,000 --> 00:19:03,034
[ Chuckles]

467
00:19:03,103 --> 00:19:05,172
You just need to
get hold of a 329k.

468
00:19:05,241 --> 00:19:05,931
What'’s that?

469
00:19:06,000 --> 00:19:07,034
Tree trimmer.

470
00:19:07,103 --> 00:19:09,000
[ Sobs]

471
00:19:09,068 --> 00:19:11,068
Look, Sabrina.

472
00:19:11,137 --> 00:19:12,827
I'’m sweating off all my weight.

473
00:19:12,896 --> 00:19:14,931
That'’s great, Harvey.

474
00:19:15,000 --> 00:19:16,655
Hey, look, there'’s westbridge.

475
00:19:16,724 --> 00:19:19,896
You know, we could really
use a monorail down main street.

476
00:19:19,965 --> 00:19:21,896
Yeah, we should remember that

477
00:19:21,965 --> 00:19:23,620
for our report...!

478
00:19:23,689 --> 00:19:25,206
Hey, my power'’s back on.

479
00:19:25,275 --> 00:19:28,448
Witch: Get back here,
you little lean cuisines!

480
00:19:28,517 --> 00:19:30,965
Why didn'’t I eat you
when I had the chance?!

481
00:19:31,034 --> 00:19:34,103
Because you
procrastinated! Take that!

482
00:19:36,172 --> 00:19:37,172
No...

483
00:19:39,137 --> 00:19:40,793
No!

484
00:19:40,862 --> 00:19:45,448
She'’s turned me
into a... Vegetarian!

485
00:19:46,551 --> 00:19:47,482
We made it.

486
00:19:47,551 --> 00:19:48,482
Yeah.

487
00:19:48,551 --> 00:19:50,103
Coming through.

488
00:19:50,172 --> 00:19:51,689
We'’ve got to save Harvey.

489
00:19:52,758 --> 00:19:53,758
Harvey? harvey?

490
00:19:54,551 --> 00:19:55,655
Zelda: Sabrina

491
00:19:55,724 --> 00:19:57,482
did you go up that beanstalk?

492
00:19:57,551 --> 00:19:59,965
At least I didn'’t
procrastinate.

493
00:20:00,034 --> 00:20:01,310
Hey, you brought

494
00:20:01,379 --> 00:20:02,448
a tree trimmer?

495
00:20:02,517 --> 00:20:04,482
He prefers to be
called an "arborist."

496
00:20:04,551 --> 00:20:06,379
Okay, let'’s get
rid of this puppy.

497
00:20:08,206 --> 00:20:10,586
Okay, everyone, stand clear.

498
00:20:13,551 --> 00:20:15,862
Timber!

499
00:20:19,241 --> 00:20:20,344
Cool.

500
00:20:20,413 --> 00:20:21,689
Yeah, cool.

501
00:20:23,655 --> 00:20:26,827
What'’s he going to
think when he comes to?

502
00:20:26,896 --> 00:20:28,896
It'’s show time.

503
00:20:28,965 --> 00:20:30,344
[ Ding]

504
00:20:30,413 --> 00:20:32,275
Oh, no, the witch
is gaining on us!

505
00:20:32,344 --> 00:20:34,275
Harvey, you'’re really enjoying

506
00:20:34,344 --> 00:20:35,896
that virtual reality game.

507
00:20:35,965 --> 00:20:38,137
It was a game? I knew that.

508
00:20:38,206 --> 00:20:39,413
Didn'’t look that real.

509
00:20:39,482 --> 00:20:41,413
Maybe we should
work on our project.

510
00:20:41,482 --> 00:20:43,827
Actually, i'’d like to
give this another try.

511
00:20:43,896 --> 00:20:45,379
No, no more procrastinating.

512
00:20:45,448 --> 00:20:47,793
Procrastinating is bad.

513
00:20:47,862 --> 00:20:49,586
It only leads to
terrible things.

514
00:20:49,655 --> 00:20:51,379
I will never
procrastinate again.

515
00:20:51,448 --> 00:20:52,896
Good for you.

516
00:20:52,965 --> 00:20:56,068
You want to make
brownies and eat the dough?

517
00:20:56,137 --> 00:20:57,137
That could be fun.

518
00:20:58,586 --> 00:21:01,206
Another lesson well learned.

519
00:21:01,275 --> 00:21:02,448
What'’s that?

520
00:21:07,172 --> 00:21:08,275
Has anyone seen Salem?

521
00:21:08,344 --> 00:21:10,000
He hasn'’t come home for dinner.

522
00:21:10,068 --> 00:21:11,827
Well, that'’s not like him.

523
00:21:11,896 --> 00:21:14,137
Salem! Here,
kitty, kitty, kitty!

524
00:21:14,206 --> 00:21:15,655
Oh, yeah, he hates that.

525
00:21:15,724 --> 00:21:17,275
[ Salem moans]

526
00:21:17,344 --> 00:21:19,275
I can'’t move!

527
00:21:19,344 --> 00:21:20,448
Oh, no, is he hurt?

528
00:21:20,517 --> 00:21:21,655
"Fatten up"?

529
00:21:21,724 --> 00:21:23,827
This must'’ve fallen
off the beanstalk.

530
00:21:23,896 --> 00:21:25,793
Oh, Salem, you didn'’t?

531
00:21:25,862 --> 00:21:27,482
I did.

532
00:21:27,551 --> 00:21:29,068
Well, Don'’t just stand there.

533
00:21:29,137 --> 00:21:31,275
Somebody get me a diet soda.

534
00:21:31,344 --> 00:21:33,137
[ Weeps]